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~The dork fish~


"Do things your future self will thank you for."

(via raychillster)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn



why am i not some musician’s cute girlfriend who takes pictures backstage at gigs and hangs around with the rest of his band and looks really fashionable and makes all his little fangirls jealous i hate everything



kaliforhnia:

i have shitty days and all i have to do is think of u and my day instantly becomes better



bl-ushed:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am



hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason



barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image



mirror:

When you hit refresh and your follower count goes up

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slenclerman:

yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha



charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE



blackberryshawty:

Remember when missy elliott was on punk’d and was about to bust up that jewelry store over her missing chains?
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cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?



charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe



wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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*sweats nervously*

I don't know what to put here.






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