Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
THIS IS AMAZING
OH MY THIS IS SOCOOL
mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly
Having a crush on someone hotter and cooler than you it’s like Brushing your teeth for 5 hours straight and then drinking 20 glasses of orange juice
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
*7th grader voice from 2006* haha google blue waffle
why do people have like 74973 different names for these
I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life
this is the best thing in the entire world
she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts
she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention.
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.
Ease up there, Satan.
Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER
hell yeah 420 blaze it hmu with some weed
ha. ha i mean 420 blaze it in church… pulling weeds from the ground i love clean churches!!
stop unfollowing me you’re making me fat
hey cutie are you exercise because youre breathtaking
happy birthday someone